We are in the End Times. The Final Fantasm is upon us. After The End what will become of us? Observe! Our prophets have looked far into the future. Heed their warnings!
After the great apocalypse the survivors will crawl from their caves. By
then, all knowledge will have been transferred to the machines, the electronics,
the computers which will stand silent. The entire history of man – science,
music, culture, literature, all rotting away on powerless hard drives.
No one will know how to rebuild the towering palaces whose skeletons reach for
the sky and gradually fall back to earth. Former cities will stand mute, streets
littered with the rusting remnants of SUV’s. The robot farmers will stand still
as scarecrows over fields gone wild. No one will know how to relight the dark
night.
The survivors will emerge in their tattered clothes to scavenge what they can find. Only
one textile will endure all the years - radiation can't destroy it, the
sun won't fade it, even the rats won't eat it – polyester.
And after the survivors learn how to hunt and gather and plant again, they will
struggle to pick up the pieces of the past civilization. Only one recording
device will be usable in those primitive times. They will dig through ruined
buildings, hunting down the black disks, scratched and dusty in their rotting
cardboard sleeves. The needle-sharp talons of the mutant spiders will be drawn
across them in a spiral, digging sounds out of their grooves. Through this, they
will hear ancient rituals of the High Priests of the Before Times – Parliament,
Sly and the Family Stone, and the Godfather himself, James Brown. Clad in the
polyester garb of those days gone by, they will reenact the rituals leading up
to the great plague, a plague that will become known as Saturday Night Fever.
There is no avoiding the inevitable. But you can be prepared! Join us as
we train for the end of the world as we know it – the Final
Fantasm Afunkalypse!
100% funk music. 100%apocalyptic films. 100% polyester attire. 100 proof drinks.
Door prizes for anyone done up in funky/blacksploitation/pimpin'/disco diva /leisure-suit Larry attire.
Free dance lessons at 10:30.
(Room number to be determined at Fantasm.)
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