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6/14/1996

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"Ah, Madam Egelichi, don't you remember me?" Groucho
"Yes, yes I do." Madam -SLAP-
"No, I mean before that." Groucho

BLASPHEMY:
I and degenerate DC watched a special about Barb Wire and whatshername, the Babewatch woman. I hate to break it to you, ladies, but she IS the ultimate woman. When her husband asked what she wanted for her birthday, she asked for a trapeze to be mounted over his piano so that she could swing naked from it while he played. I REALLY didn't need to know that such women exist in reality - incredible to look at, not entirely brain dead, rich, and seem to want to have sex often. And people say the fantasy is always better than the reality....

"fantasy 1. imagination or fancy 2. an illusin or reverie"
Webster's New World Dictionary


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