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In our never-ending quest for truth, justice, and the great American tale as told by the Degenerate press instead of Disney, we recently interviewed Amy, a dancer at one of the sleazier strip joints on the strip strip Cheshire Bridge Rd. Of all the sleazy tales she had to tell, the sleaziest by far was about her getting a ticket for indecent public exposure.
No, the exposure itself wasn't the sleazy part, the "justice" system was the sleazy part.
She was doing her usual act on stage when she was issued the violation for touching her breast. Before we proceed into the sleaziest part, I've got to say I don't think anyone should give a crap what someone does on stage in a strip club. The clients paid to get in there so it's not like they're going to get their morals corrupted (any further) and thus the damage to society become irreparable.
Amy goes to see the judge along with another dancer also issued a similar ticket. The fine for this offense is usually between $100 - $150 but this judge decides no mere slap on the wrist will protect the innocent of America - he issues a $1000 fine. Add the $300 court fee for the most expensive momentary titulation the DP has heard of. But wait, there's more!
To add insult to injury, the court baliff showed up at Amy's show that night.
Aren't you glad YOUR rights are being protected?
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