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|Get plenty of rest.|
|Get dolled up.|
|If you've got the cajones, and a quick wit, you might get drafted to judge events like Iron Bartender where you'll have the "priveledge" of drinking things that look like puke floating in a urinal - mmmm!|
|It'll take more than one fruity drink to wash the taste of Iron Bartender out of your mouth.|
|Some of these people have been doing this a long time.|
|Some of these people have been doing this too long. But then this is the goal of many con whores - die partying.|
|Then have your remains used as decor so random idiots can still dance with you.|
|Many parties go all out on decor, drinks and even food.|
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