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3/4/2004
WEATHER OR NOT
Ah, the slushy last breath of winter last week, melted away by the sunny face of
spring! I don’t mind cold if it’ll snow and keep me home from work. It’s the
cold rain, gray days, icy winds that make me want to move further south. But
Jack Frost won’t be nipping at our noses any longer. The daffodils poked up
through the snow in our yard last week to summon the warmth and sun that has
blessed us since. The robins are digging for worms. The trees have little buds
on them. Soon your editor will have a hormone-fueled mania that makes him even
more obnoxious, slowed only by incessant allergies. Girls will wear shorter
skirts and MTV will run a week of bikini-clad bimbos vying for the attention of
muscle-bound morons. Spring at last, spring at last, thank the inevitable
rotation of the earth, it’s spring at last!
EAR PLUGS
Due to strep throat and a sinus infection, we're running a little behind here at
Degenerate Press HQ. But even so, the show must go on, mustn't it?
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