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POORE RICHARD’S REALLY POORE APHORISMS
Marcus Aurelius wrote ‘em, Ben Franklin wrote ‘em, Nietzsche wrote ‘em, Mark Twain wrote ‘em; hell, why shouldn’t I?
Try it, maybe you’ll like it.


		Poore Richard’s Aphorisms for the Week of Our Lord, 5 February Two Thousand and Seven, which He must claim regardless of inclination to Obliterate it.

		Poore Richard’s Aphorisms for the Week of Our Lord, 12 February Two Thousand and Seven, which He must claim regardless of the Idiot we elected President.

		Poore Richard’s Aphorisms for the Week of Our Lord, 19 February Two Thousand and Seven, which He must claim even if Dick Cheney does need a hook-up with Rush Limbaugh’s pusher.

		Poore Richard’s Aphorisms for the Week of Our Lord, 26 February Two Thousand and Seven, which He must claim while Condoleeza Rice stares on with a face that looks as if she’s perpetually passing a stone shaped like a the Great Pyramid of Cheops. (With apologies to Ben Franklin himself.)

		Poore Richard’s Aphorisms for the Week of Our Lord, 12 March Two Thousand and Seven, which He must claim even if Alberto Gonzalez is drafting a memo to fire the Almighty and replace Him with a more suitable political appointee suggested by Karl Rove & Harriet Meyers.

		Poore Richard’s Aphorisms for the Week of Our Lord, 10 December Two Thousand and Seven, which He must claim even though we are regaled yet again by another President of the United States saying, "What missing tapes? I don't know nuthin' 'bout no tapes. And, if I did, it wouldn't be any of your business!"

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